An Unexpected Journey Scenery+ Colour Palettes
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
when your parents think they know what they’re doing with the technology and refuse your help
supermassive black hole // muse
oh, baby, don’t you know i suffer?
oh, baby, can you hear me moan?
you caught me under false pretenses
how long before you let me go?
"Learn to take a joke"
Yeah learn to make one
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
*waits for dealer to text me first*
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol
I am either the best girlfriend or the worst