Swiggity Swäger Eren Jäger

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

amidala-skywalkers:

An Unexpected Journey Scenery+ Colour Palettes

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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when your parents think they know what they’re doing with the technology and refuse your help

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
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radtracks:

supermassive black hole // muse

oh, baby, don’t you know i suffer?
oh, baby, can you hear me moan?
you caught me under false pretenses
how long before you let me go?

urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

phobias:

mondays

flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst